I saw this posted on the puggy listserv and thought it was hysterical. Thanks to Rhonda for posting it. (This is her poem)
Dear Santa, I hear that you’re keeping a list
of who’s good and who’s bad to the bone.
I think you should know, in my own self defense,
I’ve been keeping a list of my own.
I’m sure you remember the stain in the rug ...
has the roof been checked lately for leaks?
And I emptied the dog food bag simply because
it gets stale if it sits there for weeks.
If shoes aren’t for chewing, why are they on the floor?
If a slipper attacks me, I tear it.
The Christmas tree falling, the presents unwrapped—
all had something to do with the parrot.
Yes, I peed in the kitchen. I know that “seems bad.”
But Santa, please let me explain:
it was pouring that day and I didn’t want MOM
to go dashing outside in the rain.
And I’ve tracked down the culprit who’s chewing the couch—didn’t Uncle Bob sit there last week? So before you go blaming me, look at the facts and please—just let the evidence speak.
Happy howlidays to all my puggie friends!
Ruth in CT
Rhoda & Skippy