Hi

Hi!  I just stole this ting Mum calls a pooder.  I’m Brutus.  These peoples call themselves my new Mum and Dad, so I’ll go wiff it.  They’re nice.  They play wiff me and take me for lots of walkies.  I love walkies.  There’s so many neat tings to sniff at and lots and lots of smells.

I gots a new toy.  Mum called it a hedhog.  I keep trying to kill it but it still makes lots of noise.  I still plays wiff my moomoos, but this ting is fun!  There’s also this big white ting in the room.  I gots in twouble when I woofed at it, so I don’t woof at it now.  I didn’t like Dad scolding me.  It wasn’t nice.  But the white ting won’t play!!  It just sits there.  I want to play wiff it.  I keep telling it to play but it don’t listen.  It’s stupid.

Eep.  Here comes that Mum person.  I better go.  Bye-bye.